I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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