Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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