my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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