Sponge bath it is.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
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Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
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Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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