nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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