Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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