Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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