We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
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tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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