I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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