Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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