so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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