i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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