in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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