At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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