Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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