Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
He did a backflip because drugs
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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