I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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