The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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