Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
what if I'm pregnant?
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How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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