saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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