I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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