You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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