Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
