I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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