Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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