I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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