like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Girls should come with a carfax report
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize