sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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