it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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