She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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