He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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