I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
