You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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