I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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