ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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