So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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