I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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