When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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