The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs