I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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