please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
