I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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