it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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