This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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