I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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