Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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