Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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