So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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