You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize