So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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