So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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