Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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