I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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