I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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