White coat. Heels.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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